“Kiran, can I please have some coffee?” – he yelled across the room as I was folding up clean laundry, the smell of the fabric softener calmed me down, I was just jittery all the time nowadays…especially every time his phone buzzed. Who is he getting so many calls and messages from? Aren’t we supposed to work from home a.k.a take a goddamn stay home holiday, bond with your family? I guess not in Karan’s case. I left the room to join him for a cup of coffee, he always liked the way I made coffee, since college you know? The key is to first add coffee powder, then sugar, then just a few drops of water and then mix really well in order to form a paste – after that when you add water, it froths on its own. I have been following the same trick since my mom taught me during my board exams. As we sipped our coffee in silence, his phone buzzed…he looked away knowing full well a lecture was coming his way about how OUR time shouldn’t be taken over by ‘phone time’. I liked that he respected that, *buzz*…wow I hope it isn’t something important, I’m sure it isn’t…even if it, so what? The office can wait, we’re spending quality time here! I leaned in to borrow a smoke from him, as I took a drag, *buzz* Sigh…whoever this was, wasn’t going to let me enjoy my time now, were they? “How’s the coffee?” I asked, “The same” said Karan. ‘Same’ isn’t a compliment or an insult. Come to think of it, it’s how our marriage was actually – same old married couple, with same old problems, living their same old life. Did he ever consider an out? Well, I hope I could have given it to him sooner, maybe then it would be less painful. You see time tends to make things difficult, *buzz* sometimes a lifetime is not enough to spend with your soulmate and then sometimes 2 years seem like a never-ending curse of time. I can see he’s growing uncomfortable, he’s coughing, I’m sure he wants to go to the loo so he could check his phone. That sly bastard! Oh no, he’s falling off his chair! His eyes are rolling and I can clearly see his mouth frothing up!!! Well, at least I still haven’t forgotten my mother’s coffee recipe…wow his body is vibrating just like his beloved phone *buzz* oh shut up you, damn phone. Let me quickly grab this phone to see who is it that’s disturbing our little episode
<Reema> Hey Karan! Are we still on for Lolavla this weekend?
<Reema> Can’t wait to show you what I bought, it’s lacy and racy! Just the way you like it
<Reema> By the way, I told Kiran I’m going to a yoga retreat in Mahabaleshwar, make sure to tell her you’re going someplace faaaaar! I don’t want her to suspect anything!
<Reema> I really don’t know what you saw in her? When I was right there next to her! Wish you had picked me instead!
He sure wishes he’d picked you too, Reema. Enjoy your yoga retreat!
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